February 1, 2011
Boss And Employee
Boss And Employee
When Employee takes a long time,then Employee is slow.
When boss takes a long time,He is thorough.
When Employee don’t do it,then Employee is lazy.
When boss doesn’t do it,He is too busy.
When Employee do something without being told,Employee trying to be smart.
When boss does the same thing,That’s initiative.
When Employee please boss,Employee is apple-polishing.
When boss pleases his boss,He’s cooperating.
When Employee do well,boss never remembers.
When Employee do wrong,He never forgets
Thank God my boss is NOT like this…
Just wanted to continue from here…
This post may sound funny. But, why this is happening like this? Because, in corporate management,
Boss is always right.
But, those who are working in IT are very lucky. They can change the job, unless they are in a bond with the company. Still, they can change the job after the completion of the bond..
Think about those who are in govt jobs where they can’t change their job. If the boss is not good, then life is gone.
January 6, 2011
LISTEN TO PROFESSIONAL
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December 18, 2010
Confirm Again
| A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.” That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.” Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?” No response. So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what’s for dinner?” Again he gets no response. So he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?” “Darling, for the FIFTH time I’ve said, CHICKEN!” The problem may not be with the other person as we always think, could be very much within us! |
December 12, 2010
Give me your e-mail
A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Some Company.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
“You are employed.”
He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.”
The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, neither an email.”
I’m sorry”, said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”
The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, “I don’t have an email”.
The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!”
The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Some Company!”
December 10, 2010
What is the difference between Saali and Wife
*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
October 23, 2010
6 (six)PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
6 (six)PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
- No point in using limited life to chase unlimited money.
- No point in earning so much money you cannot live to spend it .
- Money is not yours until you spend it.
- When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth ; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health . Difference is that, it is too late .
- How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs .
- No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with
Remember
“Obstacles are those frightful things you can see when you take your eyes off your goal.” … Henry Ford
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