April 1, 2010
Monkey and Hat-Seller (An Old Story)
It’s an old story that we read in Class 3 but with a new ending.
A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
The hat seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same.
Next, he took down his own hat; the monkeys did exactly the same.
An idea came to his mind.
He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that the monkeys on the tree took all his hats.
He remembered his grandfather’ s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather’ s idea, he threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and Guess!!! Said what???
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“You think only you have a grandfather !!!???”
December 8, 2009
Women Vs Beer
Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate ……. A Beer is always wet, a woman is not ! 1 point for beer ! Beer is horrible, when it is hot ! 1 point for women ! A cold beer, satisfies you ! 1 point for beer ! If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might ev
Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it
becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following
is a debate, to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate …….
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !
Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !
A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !
If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you.
If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for
sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view … )
10 beers in a night and then you can’t drive. 10 women in one night
and you don’t have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !
The older, The beer is – the better, it is !
1 point for beer !
If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you
ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !
For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry !
1 point for beer !
You can always be sure that, you are the first one ” Opening ” a beer !
1 point for beer !
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !
You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !
A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !
You can do it if you want, but beer won’t ask you to hug her for half
an hour after !
1 point for beer !
So the Score is ……….. Beer beats women – 9 to 4 !
If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ……… know that
a beer would never get angry ! So ………. Another point for beer !
Now the final score is ………. Beer beats women – 9 to 4 !
December 6, 2009
Heart Touching Story !!!
One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.
Train is about to leave the station.
All passengers are settling down their seat.
As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and
curiosity.
He was sitting on the window side.
He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He
shouted, “Papa see all trees are going behind”.
Old man smile and admired son feelings.
Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all
the conversion between father and son.
They were little awkward with the attitude of 25
years old man behaving like a small child.
Suddenly young man again shouted, “Papa see the pond
and animals. Clouds are moving with train”.
Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.
Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the
young man’s hand.
He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.
He shouted again,” Papa it’s raining, water is
touching me, see papa”.
Couple couldn’t help themselves and ask the old man.
“Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son.”
Old man said,
” Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today
only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life”.
Moral: “Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts”.
October 20, 2009
Love
I would like to share a story, which I have read in some weekly magazine long back.
Ram went to attend a reception. While having his dinner he saw an old man who is hiding some sweets in his pocket. Ram felt disgusting by looking at the scene and thought himself that “how people can do like this?”
Few days later he attended another reception and he saw the same old man there. With lot of curiosity he started spying on him. He observed the same thing again; the old man took some sweets from his plate and hidden them in his pocket.
After few days he forgot the incidences.
Few months later, in had seen the same old man in another party. This time also he started spying on him. Surprisingly, this time the old man didn’t took any sweets. He was surprised this time. He went near to him and greeted him by saying “Hi Uncle!”
The old man was surprised first when a stranger greet him. But recovered and replied “Hi!”
“Sorry to ask this uncle, but this time you not taken sweets?” Ram asked.
He was surprised again; his face clearly showed that some body saw him taking some sweets.
This time Ram felt bad becase he thought the old man was embarrassed. He said, “Sorry uncle, I don’t want to embrace you, just curious. If you don’t want to tell, then leave it”.
This time, the old man felt relaxed and told that, “My wife likes the sweets very much, but they are not available in every part of the city. I find them in some parties only.
She can’t walk so she can’t come to these parties. Whenever I go to parties, if I get those sweets, I take few sweets for her. I know that its not good to take the sweets, but I love my wife and I want to see her happy. This time I have not taken because she is no more”. When he said the last line, his voice was breaking with emotions.
Ram kept quite for time, said “Sorry Uncle” and left from there.
If you love somebody then don’t hesitate to do anything to make him or her happy.
October 3, 2009
Liar competition.
A husband tells his wife that, “there is competition for lying. Whoever tells a big lie will win a prize. Why don’t u participate in that? ”
“I won’t take part in the competition” replied wife.
“Why?” asked husband.
“Because neither me nor my family members lied in our life and we don’t know how to lie,” replied wife.
The husband suddenly said,” That is why I asked u to participate. Your statement will be get u first prize”
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