February 18, 2011

Can India Win The World Cup – 2011?

Posted in Cricket, Sports tagged , , , at 11:21 am by itsourteamwork

Can India win the world cup this time? Its been 22 years when India won the world cup, the only time, when the Kapils devils beaten the mighty West Indies in 1983. After that, India’s performance in the world cup was difficult to guess. In 1987, they were the favorites, but they could not cross the semi finals hurdle. In 1992 they were failed to make into the semis. In 1996 again they were failed to cross the semis. In 1999, they could not cross the super six stage. In 2003, they were beaten by the Aussies. Again in 2007, they could not cross the first round.

This time, Can India win the world cup?

Tournament schedule.

Date Team 1 Team 2 Venue Group
2/19/2011 Bangladesh India Mirpur Group B
2/20/2011 New Zealand Kenya Chennai Group A
2/20/2011 Sri Lanka Canada Hambantota Group A
2/21/2011 Australia Zimbabwe Ahmedabad Group A
2/22/2011 England Netherlands Nagpur Group B
2/23/2011 Pakistan Kenya Hambantota Group A
2/24/2011 South Africa West Indies Delhi Group B
2/25/2011 Bangladesh Ireland Mirpur Group B
2/25/2011 Australia New Zealand Nagpur Group A
2/26/2011 Pakistan Sri Lanka Colombo Group A
2/27/2011 India England Bangalore Group B
2/28/2011 Canada Zimbabwe Nagpur Group A
2/28/2011 West Indies Netherlands Delhi Group B
3/1/2011 Sri Lanka Kenya Colombo Group A
3/2/2011 England Ireland Bangalore Group B
3/3/2011 South Africa Netherlands Mohali Group B
3/3/2011 Pakistan Canada Colombo Group A
3/4/2011 New Zealand Zimbabwe Ahmedabad Group A
3/4/2011 Bangladesh West Indies Mirpur Group B
3/5/2011 Australia Sri Lanka Colombo Group A
3/6/2011 South Africa England Chennai Group B
3/6/2011 India Ireland Bangalore Group B
3/7/2011 Canada Kenya Delhi Group A
3/8/2011 Pakistan New Zealand Kandy Group A
3/9/2011 India Netherlands Delhi Group B
3/10/2011 Sri Lanka Zimbabwe Kandy Group A
3/11/2011 West Indies Ireland Mohali Group B
3/11/2011 Bangladesh England Chittagong Group B
3/12/2011 India South Africa Nagpur Group B
3/13/2011 New Zealand Canada Mumbai Group A
3/13/2011 Australia Kenya Bangalore Group A
3/14/2011 Bangladesh Netherlands Chittagong Group B
3/14/2011 Pakistan Zimbabwe Kandy Group A
3/15/2011 South Africa Ireland Kolkata Group B
3/16/2011 Australia Canada Bangalore Group A
3/17/2011 England West Indies Chennai Group B
3/18/2011 Ireland Netherlands Kolkata Group A
3/18/2011 Sri Lanka New Zealand Mumbai Group A
3/19/2011 Bangladesh South Africa Mirpur Group B
3/19/2011 Pakistan Australia Colombo Group A
3/20/2011 Zimbabwe Kenya Kolkata Group A
3/20/2011 India West Indies Chennai Group B
3/23/2011 Mirpur
3/24/2011 Colombo
3/25/2011 Mirpur
3/26/2011 Ahmedabad
3/29/2011 Colombo
3/30/2011 Mohali
4/2/2011 Mumbai

February 1, 2011

Boss And Employee

Posted in Humor, Misc tagged , at 4:23 am by itsourteamwork

Boss And Employee

When Employee takes a long time,then Employee is slow.
When boss takes a long time,He is thorough.

When Employee don’t do it,then Employee is lazy.
When boss doesn’t do it,He is too busy.

When Employee do something without being told,Employee trying to be smart.
When boss does the same thing,That’s initiative.

When Employee please boss,Employee is apple-polishing.
When boss pleases his boss,He’s cooperating.

When Employee do well,boss never remembers.
When Employee do wrong,He never forgets

Thank God my boss is NOT like this…

Just wanted to continue from here…
This post may sound funny. But, why this is happening like this? Because, in corporate management,

Boss is always right.

But, those who are working in IT are very lucky. They can change the job, unless they are in a bond with the company. Still, they can change the job after the completion of the bond..

Think about those who are in govt jobs where they can’t change their job. If the boss is not good, then life is gone.


January 23, 2011

Can India Win the Series against South Africa?

Posted in Cricket, Sports tagged , , , at 6:57 am by itsourteamwork

Can the men in blue win the final one day match against the hosts South Africans to win their first ever one series win in South Africa.

Lets wait and see

January 11, 2011

Richest Man In India Now…

Posted in Humor tagged , at 8:44 am by itsourteamwork

January 6, 2011

LISTEN TO PROFESSIONAL

Posted in Humor tagged , , at 11:02 am by itsourteamwork

SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!!
These are real life shared by IT people.
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I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

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Few days back ‚ I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven’t completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
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Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the status call?”
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I don’t login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home…
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
” Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back”
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
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I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???
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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg…..
I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.
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Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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And I – after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!

January 1, 2011

నూతన సంవత్సర శుభాకాంక్షలు ౨౦౧౧

Posted in Misc at 1:37 am by itsourteamwork

నూతన సంవత్సర శుభాకాంక్షలు ౨౦౧౧

December 19, 2010

Sachin Completed 50th Test Century

Posted in Cricket, Sports tagged , , , at 2:20 pm by itsourteamwork

From Cricket

Indian Master Blaster Sachin Ramesh Tendulker completed his 50th test century against South Africa.

Thanks Sachin for responding to our  Prayer

December 18, 2010

Indians are poor, but India is not a poor country

Posted in Misc tagged , , at 3:27 pm by itsourteamwork

“Indians are poor, but India is not a poor country”. Says one of the Swiss bank directors.
He says that “280 lac crore” of Indian money is deposited in Swiss banks which can be used for ‘taxless’ budget for 30 yrs.
  • Can give 60 crore jobs to all Indians.
  • From any village to Delhi, 4 lane roads.
  • Forever free power supply to more than 500 social projects.
  • Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs.
  • No need of World Bank & IMF loan.
Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians.
We have full right against corrupt politicians.
Let us take this seriously and be a responsible citizen.
Jai Hind!

Confirm Again

Posted in Humor, Joke tagged , , , at 12:26 pm by itsourteamwork

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.” Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?”

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again he gets no response.

So he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

“Darling, for the FIFTH time I’ve said, CHICKEN!”

The problem may not be with the other person as we always think, could be very much within us!

December 16, 2010

Can Sachin Score Century Against South Africa?

Posted in Cricket, Sports tagged , , , , at 2:15 pm by itsourteamwork

After missing his 50th test century against New Zealand in his favorite grounds in Nagpur, Ahmedabad and Hyderabad, can the Master Blaster Sachin Tendulkar score the 50th century against the Safaris?

Well, this is the same team against which he scored the one double century…

Let’s wait and see…

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